Imagine a movie, called Titanic-Armageddon-Towering Inferno-Day After Tomorrow-Apollo 11-Twister-Posideon Adventure. Compare the true horror of those movies to todays diet and the ‘Sunday Party Buffet’ story would win hands down.
The day started OK with the breakfast of champs.
Lunch was an egg omelet with spinach and vinaigrette to make the spinach taste of anything but spinach.
Next came an 80th birthday party buffet, the wheels completely came off the bus and i drove it full speed under a low bridge. This was plate number one, there were probably two or three more like this along with trifle and chocolate for desert. What an absolute TWAT i am !
Next came a walk with the dog and my literal death row meal.
Flipping tragic.
There was some liquids involved but only standard stuff, i can’t face uploading them.