As Maria Mckee famously said “Saturday night and I’m all alone No ring on the doorbell, no ring on the phone“. In case you don’t know Maria Mckee was one of my favourite musicians. She was most famous for Show Me Heaven, but it was not really her finest hour. But what has any of this got to do with slimming ? Nothing at all, but since Alison is watching people from the 80’s at Darley Park I’m having a 90’s fest while typing this.
I don’t really listen to Maria McKee anymore. I ONLY listen to Floor Jansen. I also believe this is the first time a song sung in Dutch actually sounded good !
Anyway, on to food……..
For breakfast is was the normal breakfast of champs.
Lunch was a semi made by myself egg omelet with half a tin of baked beans, half a tin of baked beans if very unusual for me normally it’s a whole tin or nothing……cutbacks see ! For presentation i give myself a solid 3/10.
In the afternoon i partook of some drinks, namely Volvic and a Rons.
Tea time came around and i have to make everything myself, disaster. Really it’s like living in the olden times. I made some steak (overcooked), slimming world chips (undercooked), an egg (burnt) and the rest of the tin of baked beans. There was also a small splodge of BBQ sauce. Presentation was also awful. 2/10.
Then it was out with the dog and a pepsi max followed by my death row meal. Still on the single digestive biscuit, cutbacks.
And so the day is over.